PokeGo couplets of sadness

[troisroyaumes]

I composed these in my head during my commute home while futilely hoping for new Pokemon. Oh well, at least I don't lack for Pokestops?

Drowzees, Drowzees everywhere
But not one Ponyta to spare

Squirtle candies I hoped to get
Yet Rattatas are all I've met

Pidgeys flocking in every green
And still no Eevee to be seen

Please feel free to contribute your own couplets of sadness (or jubilation!) if you wish.

Comments

[inkstone]

I'm not good at poetry. Humor your moderator okay, peeps?


Snorlax, your passing shadow haunts me
Tauros, are we never meant to be?

My last 2km egg betrayed me with a flopping fish
Until I looked at the CP & realized this is my greatest wish

All I need is more magikarp candy
And then I'll just be dandy

[whaat]

i have never even seen a snorlax shadow, which is probably for the best because if i did see a shadow, i'd run around like a roadrunner until i'd gotten it

[inkstone]

The totally sad part is that I did! I ran out of my house, looking for it. This was even when the tracker was functional. But alas.

[whaat]

THIS IS SO SAD

[inkstone]

You're telling me!