PokeGo couplets of sadness

[troisroyaumes]

I composed these in my head during my commute home while futilely hoping for new Pokemon. Oh well, at least I don't lack for Pokestops?

Drowzees, Drowzees everywhere
But not one Ponyta to spare

Squirtle candies I hoped to get
Yet Rattatas are all I've met

Pidgeys flocking in every green
And still no Eevee to be seen

Please feel free to contribute your own couplets of sadness (or jubilation!) if you wish.

Comments

[whaat]

i've been giggling at "Wanted: one functioning tracker" for the past five minutes, thank you